sex

me: I really kind of dislike sex.

tk: Why?

me: I don’t know, I guess in the end, as incredibly gay as it sounds, I just prefer to cuddle.

tk: The world needs more guys like you.

We’ve entered the friend zone. Maybe it will grow. Meh.

lent

Dana: I’m giving up Rocky Road Icecream.

Wendy: I’m giving up Peter… i guess.

Jesus (Christ): Question. Do I have to give anything up?